Alameda (AP) – Thousands of rats are reported to be streaming into Alameda, California. Witnesses say that these are not your ordinary rodents but giant park rats (parkacius rodentus) weighing as much as three hundred pounds and reaching over six feet tall. Local authorities are asking residents of the island city to remain calm as these creatures are not dangerous and often make good pets.
“The giant park rat is making one of its rare migrations to Alameda” Professor E. R. Hildabrand of the University of California – Berkeley told reporters. “They pose no threat to humans unless you are holding a bag of sunflower seeds or a soda pop. In those instances you should place the food items on the ground and walk slowly away. The park rat is particularly attracted to bricks of pink popcorn and Cragmont Cola.”
The rats appear to be congregating at Upper Washington Park in Alameda. Scientists believe that this is a one day event that will hit its peak TODAY between the hours of 11:00 am and 4:00 pm.
Local resident Dean Henry had this to say, “Gee! This is swell!”
Wow, what a fantastic event. I had a great time. Good to see everybody and share fond memories.
Dean was also caught reciting the starting line-up for the 1969 Minnesota Twins, with echo sound effects. Nice work Dean.
Enjoyed my brief time there. Hard to believe the Kids I coached are close to retiring. Thanks and Nick Cabral you are a show in yourself and Lil always great seeing you